Taking this opportunity to reestablish that I 100% would smash.

What an adorable representation of male tears!

Sometimes my spin studio puts races on the TV and it makes class go by so fast. Also makes me stop complaining about how bad my quads hurt.

I mean this is obviously good, but I just can’t get enthused about anything military related because I’m a big ol’ pacifist, so

Same. I could watch cycling all day, seriously. I have a problem.

Dude, me neither, and I fucking live here.

WE ARE STRONG!

The Serena Ryder Pan Am song is driving me insane. Seriously. If I go on a murderous rampage, I will represent myself in court and use the defence that that fucking song makes me not criminally responsible.

I can’t even get to the part where I’m annoyed about this blatant misogyny because I’m annoyed by the fact that they think “Day Without Sports” is a thing.

Will I get banned if I change my username to Vagina Hands?

Once you finish it, just pretend it didn’t happen. You didn’t read it, because it was never written.

Oh my God this girl is only sixteen

HER HAIR IS THE BEST HAIR.

Cosigned

This is my favourite story of all time.

I ... don’t think I’m going to read GSAW.

WE CAN WORK IT OUT

Omg I knew you were going to post himmmmmm

Baby Grande can’t pronounce her words.

I defy you all to find me a cuter baby than Riley Curry.