alconleigh
alconleigh
alconleigh

Zayn.

I don’t want to Google because I’m p sure my SafeSearch is off so can someone please tell me ... gently. Like, euphemize where possible.

I’m sorry what

Holy fucking god.

It's because you are bae and have the best avatar ever. They hate what they ain't, Yoga.

Damn girl that's real love right there

This is a fucking outrage, I use the word fucking all the time and I am rude about America and I engage with trolls WHY WONT ANYONE HATE ME

Where are my haters?! I want to be hated toooooo

“hunting horcruxes” is that what the kids are calling it now smdh

They also have candy stores where you can buy every shape and flavour of gummi candies. Gummi frogs are bae.

I recently found actual German mustards in, of all places, a suburban Walmart!!! I bought three - honey “Oktoberfest” mustard, spicy, and grainy. They are all so wonderful in their own way. Mustard is god. Mustard is life.

Omg this picture is making me feel like I'm high like what is going on why are his pants that way

Came here to say this, am not disappoint.

I hate to be blunt, but I'd wager serious money that none of the commenters who have particularly twisted knickers are non-white.

Gotta get a flavoured beer to wash it down with. Oh god, I need to go back.

omg can u stop we get it you have a boner for america

OMG good luck!!! My family is mostly in the Frankfurt area, but Berlin is by far my favourite city in Germany and after London, probably my favourite in the world. But having said that, there’s so many fun cities and gorgeous little cathedral towns in Germany.

OMFG thank you. I spent 13-ish years, including the bulk of my childhood and adolescence, in the States. Was it good? Yes. However, I am white, middle-class, and from a blue state. Your mileage may certainly vary if your circumstances are different than mine.