K but like there’s a ton of other countries where you can do that too and also people don’t get murdered with guns all the time.

I don’t understand exceptionalism. I really don’t.

Wow all these comments are so insightful and relevant and really seem to grasp the concept of “a fucking joke”

Just for the record, I’m not that ItsMoiMerry chick, sorry rando girl who might get a bunch of Twitter mentions now.

Her battery has conveniently “died” and she’s stopped tweeting. I will take this small victory and claim it as my own, nuturing it tenderly.

It gets worse.

PLEASE GO BACK ME UP ON TWITTER I’M TRYING TO REASON W. THIS BITCH

I’m going. To have. A meltdown.

Apparently. I don’t care how much of a Debbie Downer it makes me — this (probably) World Cup win for the US is tainted by her presence on the team. I’m also sick to death of people talking about how hot-crazy she is and cracking DV jokes on Twitter.

how is it already this embarrassingly bad for Japan

Ed Miliband. Like ... why. Why was he allowed to happen.

No stop please don’t say such horrible things. If Boris becomes PM, it will truly be the End of Days.

Remember this little girl? She clearly knew what was going to happen in a few years’ time.

Like I def had that shirt in 1988 and it had popsicles stains all over it

What is it with British people and their old-timey prams? Some lackey needs to go fetch Kate a Bugaboo Cameleon.

That sounds so awful. Ugh. I hope it all works out for you and your hubs. <3

OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

It’s fucking impossible to be a non-Brit in Britain in this regime. The first time I lived there, under Blair/Brown, I never had any problems, and no one seemed to bat an eyelash when I rocked up for a job interview with my Canadian accent and slightly dodgy visa. It seems like every day, under Cameron, rules are…

As terrible as this sounds, it’s the truth: if you have British citizenship/parentage, your chances of getting a decent job will be much greater than if you’re on a visa or otherwise not convincingly “British enough.” The last time I lived in Britain, from 2010-2012, I had a visa which had no work restrictions on it…

They should have done a season of the Bachelorette about it.