Can’t believe I’m responding to you, but please review the linked Guardian article, or any of the many articles about this story, and point out to me where it insinuates in any manner that they were raised to be “religious fundamentalists.”

London IS fucking brutal. It’s just getting more expensive and more people seem to be struggling (I seem to recall Paxman grilling Cammo about the skyrocketing number of food banks in the capital since he was elected in 2010).

Oh god Taylor Swift is going to have a perfect fucking baby someday.

I made a snarky comment about the current state of England (and the British isles as a whole, really), but I do think it’s worth examining how three young and by all accounts vibrant and gifted girls could be so unhappy and/or disenfranchised with their lives that they could be successfully brainwashed to join ISIS,…

I guess some people will do anything to get out of Cameron’s Conservative majority England?

That’s exactly it. She’s not real. It’s not even a “life” she’s portraying, it’s like, a fucking idea brainstormed by her marketing and PR people.

This is true. There’s an amazing used book store with a $1 and $2 book bin in my ‘hood so I’ll keep my eyes peeled. I got Amanda Knox’s memoir in there the other day!

Me IRL every time I see someone’s over-the-top party for a baby too young to know what is happening

I want someone to tell me everything in it because I am super curious but don’t want to spend $18.99 on this book.

I think she’s hungover which is why my phone hasn’t blown up yet

I hate those people IRL too. Like ... NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR CHILD’S FIRST BIRTHDAY PARTY WHERE THE THEME WAS APPARENTLY “TOO TWEE TO FUNCTION”

Like ... Rihanna doesn’t map out every minute of her fun for her followers to consume. Because she’s too busy being the literal coolest.

Adultosaur might end our friendship over this, but I just really can’t stand T. Swift’s overly-curated Insta-life. And I say this as someone who loves her music and also her cats.

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Not terribly relevant, but Moriarty and I legit had a text discussion over whether he was hot or not.

She should have her own show like Iyanla Fix My Life but instead it'll be Bree Fix America No I Know it's so Bad but Can You Try

I was really stressing out yesterday over whether it was ok to take three Aleve in the span of 24 hours (muscle tears in your lumbar area are no joke, Jezzies) because I don't want to destroy my liver, but then I remembered that LiLo has already lived to 29 years of age and I decided it would probably be okay.

YOU WOULDN’T LET ME

I mean... you could hardly be blamed for punching that face.

OREOS SUCK AND I WILL NOT STAND DOWN