HOLY FUCK SHANE YOU LOOK GOOD

omfg bye i need to lock myself in my room for like an hour

I agree with all of this!

Tom Mulcair reminds me of that uncle we all have that would dress up as Santa for the kids at Christmas and then pretends it wasn’t him and it’s like this ongoing joke and now you’re like 20 and it’s like come on, Uncle Joe, we all know it was you.

Dude I totally would.

I’m pretty sure the next Conservative ad will be “IS CANADA READY FOR A FUCKABLE PRIME MINISTER? WE’RE NOT SO SURE ABOUT THAT.”

“HE HAS A LOT OF GROWING UP TO DO.”

Sometimes I just start fantasizing about how we’re either going to have a curmudgeonly lumberjack with a heart of gold or literally the world’s most handsome fancy man for PM soon and it makes me so happy.

brb gonna go make a roadtrip playlist

Stay.

omg you’re in England if I remember correctly goddamn you and your time difference/living in the future

I know they’re not exactly known for their gastronomic excellence in P’burgh but fuck if the deep fried chicken livers at Meat & Potatoes aren’t nom-rific.

Governor Nikki Haley

<3 it's okay and i'm okay!

My rapist was an entitled, aggressive white dude that I knew before the attack. Definitely feel you on this one.

Poor Dylan Roof with one n.

He reminds me a lot of the Moncton, New Brunswick murderer from last year who killed a bunch of Mounties. It’s creepy as fuck that his hatred is so palpable just from a fucking snapshot.

This skinny little white punk with a bowl cut scares me much more than any member of ISIS does.

I need to rally because I have a work party tomorrow and there is going to be a party bus.

I like her!! She does all the sex crime stuff and she is v. kind to the victims.