FUCK THOSE NERDS is my new favourite phrase

omg where u find selfie of me

#lizardtruth

This bitch is way too smug and smiley for my liking.

Actually I am adorbs

Lol

I refuse to refer to her as anything else now

Stop

OMG STOP BEING MY COMMENT TWIN ITS FREAKING ME OUT

I tried to read the first paragraph and I think I had a stroke

Go away

You guys, Miley gets me.

Omg I love you so much

Would watch Oprah subtly tear this idiot apart, yes yes I would

I LITERALLY CANNOT STOP

No article on this nut basket is complete without the Bruh meme

Omg

I haven’t even read this article yet but I saw the headline and involuntarily started going uhhhhnonononononono under my breath

In case you didn’t know that’s Jordan Peele doing her voice... that’s Jordan Peele doing her voice.

I asked myself what Kylie Jenner’s music would sound like and then this popped into my head.