Star this comment if you 100% will be drinking Franzia/Wild Vines while watching this

Why laddy from Bridesmaids not pragnet

I’M GONNA SQUEEZE YOUR FACE AND EAT IT

0:38

IS THAT A BABY IN THERE

lol k

COTD

Seriously. Like, fuck her. I honestly can’t come up with anything else to say. She is the fucking worst and I feel zero sympathy for her.

This fucking bitch

All I’m going to say on this topic is that I know way too many people who still fucking talk about Birthright even though it’s been like ten fucking years since you went on Birthright, can you please stop talking about Birthright.

really

this fuckin chick though

take me with you

I work a stone’s throw away from the Earl’s in the Financial District in Toronto. I got taken there for my welcome-to-the-firm lunch a few weeks ago. When it came time to get our bill, I literally couldn’t figure out which server to flag down because they were ALL

I refuse to go to Moxie’s anymore. Male servers get to wear regular ass clothes, but the female servers are dressed like Hooters girls. Especially in the “lounge” section.

Canada doesn’t know about things.

Moxie’s is fucking gross.

I hate weekend Jezebel.

I honestly haven’t read much of the Dolezal comments because I can’t access Jez at my new job (!!!!!) and have to play catch up in the evenings so there’s just not enough time. But I wanted to say that I think you’re an awesome edition to the Jez commentariat regulars and ilu u are bae.