this is the funniest thing I have ever heard

YES HELLO WELCOME

COKE ZERO IS A BLIGHT UPON HUMANITY

It is so much better than every other flavour and it is the ONLY one my office doesn’t order for our “soda room” for the staff and clients.

Oh, Colin, you and your terrible opinions.

Diet Coke > all other carbonated beverages*

Jezebel book club pls

omg i want to read the shit out of this book right meow.

I am even more excited for this than I am for #SorryNotSorry.

in the ‘70s they used to call these pills ‘thigh openers.’”

The muffin was good. I don’t know if it was actually paleo though as opposed to just healthyish (no bleached flour or refined sugar, and sweetened with honey) because I don’t know what paleo actually is. DON’T TELL ME PLEASE, I DON’T CARE.

He’s def a try-hard.

stalk me i love it

Guys

actually ngl i had to say it out loud three times, got the pun, then said oh fuck everything.

samesies

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