YES HERBACIN

omg my sister too

anyone who wants in on the coven should know i talk about my coworker’s constant farting a lot

you’re in

you’re still mad bc i didn’t text you that cleavage shot that i sent the coven

YES HELLO OBVI

Also this is a shameless plug for my friend’s body care company, but she makes the best fucking body butters and if you live or around Toronto or Hamilton you should buy her shit.

I just bought Jergens aloe moisture lotion. Makes my skin super soft and cools you down. Perfect for after the gym or on a super humid day. $2.99. Bam.

moar deets pls

CHAD

This is a masterpiece btw, Bobby

ngl i considered going to see it for this reason

Winner winner chicken dinner

god jia they said “African-American” and not black what more do you want from them

That is awesome. That song was tailor-made for drunken singalongs.

The Verve holds a very special place in my heart forever.

Suede - We Are The Pigs

SONNET IS MY JAM FOREVER.

Blur - Universal

omg I am also a DD and there is nothing worse than a massively padded DD bra in the summer