omg fuck you i just lol’ed SO HARD at my desk

BUT YOU MUST NOT DELAY.

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm

ngl it was pretty solid. choc chip pound cake from St. Urbain Bagel <3333

My life is basically buying a dress two sizes two big so my boobs can fit, and then having to wear a belt around my waist so I don’t look like I’m trying to hide a pregnancy.

Melissa McCarthy would like to remind shopping malls that “people don’t stop at size 12

I had cake for breakfast at my desk

lol the poors are bloody hilarious

lolwut

I’M DIED

ok fine

NO KIDDING

fucking nothing good that’s what :(

SCANDAL

Common can stay with me if he needs a place.

I’m making that sound Tina Belcher makes when she’s excited/nervous

CAME HERE FOR THIS

Solution: Cancel this show and start a new one following me AT THE REALLY FUCKING FANCY LAW FIRM THAT JUST HIRED ME OMG

#Rhony2012

He’s very face-y.