I think I’m going to make cookies like that and give them out on Valentine’s Day

#YESALLISOLATEDINCIDENTS

Um ok like literally just get rid of #BlameOneNotAll and replace it with #WellIShouldFuckingHopeNot and we’re good

hey

If I could choose to spend a few hours with a puppy or a kitten of my choice rather than have sex with a random, I would probably choose that 9 times out of 10.

omfg honey

yes. i’ve been fairly inactive since March, mainly because every time I hooked up with a Tinder random it was bad, and every time I hooked up with my ex (who is FINALLY OUT OF MY LIFE AND I HAVE BLOCKED FROM ALL SOCIAL MEDIA, PLEASE PAT ME ON THE BACK JEZZIES) I felt terrible about myself because he made me feel…

oh god we need more of you

I think a lot of us ~millenials~ are realising that casual sex =/= quality sex

K whatever I have a ton of sex

I’m dyingggg

DAWSON CREEK

Medicine Hat is literally my favourite town name

Steamboat Springs, Colorado

WOULD WATCH

omfg yes

Dire Straits, “Sultans of Swing”

Erin we have the same dad

I LOVE MATT PAXTON

They are such a cool family. If they ever have a scandal, I will be devastated.