so punchable

If Demi Lovato and I met each circa 2010, I think together we could have destroyed the world/a hotel room/our noses

I know this makes me sound batshit, but in my mind, I have not now and will probably never accept that Zayn isn’t in 1D anymore.

omg i just laughed out loud at my desk

Everything is terrible

Yep. Weddings are not about “$$$$$,” they’re about celebrating love.

Yep, this. My family would be MORTIFIED if me and my future husband, Astronaut Mike Dexter, asked our guests for cash.

ohhhhh man that would NOT fly with my super German protestant-and-WASP-filled family.

WOW!!

Get two abortions just to really make a point

you’re assuming I even have shelving units and drawers right now.

I already passive aggressively play Taylor Swift and Demi Lovato at a slightly too high volume.

They guy who sits literally a foot away from me has been on a personal call for 15 minutes and he does NOT use an indoor voice

LOVE HER

are you a prof at Guelph

no no no no COTD - comment of the day.

cotd

Dude, like all the English profs at my university were married to each other. Neat little couples of all ages and sexes. There was at least four couples I can think of off the top of my head. All appropriately matched, though.

OK I’m not even kidding, wasn’t the LAST ONE that had Emma Stone and Colin Firth in it about a professor and a much younger love interest?

“You’re making money off of black pain.”