I pretty much screamed throughout that entire video. BLAHHHHHHHGGGGGGGGGHHHHH

omg no. you should have just quit on the spot.

From the People article re: Hillary Clinton, that chick who “made her cry” sez:

I’m boring and lame! This makes me like her more!

Also I hate to admit it but I now have one thing in common with Blake Lively besides being blonde. Alcon-still-not-quite-my-ex got VERY irate with me over the weekend because I admitted I’d never seen any Star Wars film.

Ughhhh BOBBY don’t make me click on that Teen Mom link! You know I have no willpower.

I don’t think there is a word in the English language to describe my opinion of Nick Loeb.

I want those little pretzel bites that come in a cup with some dipping sauce

all the damn time, if you’re me!

Howard Dean can still get it imo

i’ll babysit sometimes

You are fascinating. I say this with zero snark (u know ilu)

omg they look glamorous af there

Derpy face.

She has zero charisma. I am very not interested in anything about her. Or really, any other Kardashian than Kourtney.

Someone at VH1 suggested that Rihanna and Drake are back together, doesn’t understand that Rihanna only hooks up with Drake when she’s bored.

Louis C.K. apologized to Sarah Palin for once calling her a ‘’fucking jackoff cutface jazzy wondergirl” on Twitter.

K but like I just want to be friends with Julianne Moore and Tom Ford.

I just ... I mean ... this is wonderful.

Jessa wishes she was as cool as Jemima tbh