I mean I know they’re only like 25 cents each or whatever but still, girl, prioritize.

I mean, I don’t disagree. But you’ve got to play the hand you’re dealt in elections, which are usually not that great. Also, America really fucking hates change.

omg that outfit

Are you five? Does your mommy know you’re on the computer?

Great gif, also I love your new avatar.

Holy fucking shit. Sandy. :(

YES THIS all of it, this is exactly what I wanted to get at but couldn’t because I was cringing too hard.

Jeb scares me too. A lot of people will find him juuuuuust tolerable enough to vote for him.

I love Deval Patrick, but there’s no way Amurica will let two black men be president in a row. He’s also less experienced, so maybe he can be someone’s veep? Hillary, are you listening? I know you read the Jez comments.

I can’t even get past the chat with Jimmy. What is your hair, Madge. What are you wearing. I’ve never seen a person cling to an outdated idea of youth with such terrifying tenacity before.

I don’t think I can watch this. Oh, Christ.

That sounds DELICIOUS

Haters to the left. I don’t care what you have to say.

Hillary.

but deluxe pizza is SO GOOD! you get to pretend it’s okay that there’s an abundance of processed meats and cheese on there because vegetables!

cotd

omgggg she is annoying, why didn’t the manatee just eat her?? that was the ending I was rooting for tbh

Dude Raffi responded to my tweet to him a few weeks ago and it was the crowning achievement of my social media life. He should be #1.

The Letters to Cleo t-shirt kills me every time.

RIGHT?! IT’S FUCKING CHEESY GARLIC BREAD, STOP DELUDING YOURSELVES