I’M SCREAMING

Well, TO BE FAIR, Spanish is hard.

Yes. Very yikes. :{

Whaaaaaat this is what happens when I fall asleep on the couch while watching Maury

I want to get drunk on cosmos with her and find out all her secrets.

I love that we can always count on you to be on the Ariana Catbaby beat. <3

omg i’m actually going to send you anthrax in the mail for that comment

My studio uses RealRyder bikes, which have slightly more cushiony seats than a Schwinn. But they also weight a shit-ton more than a Schwinn, so, tradeoff.

I love it too. Since I’ve been off work for two weeks I’ve been doubling up on spin and yoga classes and I’ve been going to both most days because at least that way I’m not sitting on my ass watching Maury and Dr. Phil or spending money that I’m not currently earning. My ass is unhappy, but my legs are limber as…

I’m cranky because I’m going to spin class for the fifth day in a row (I swear to god, my taint has eroded), but I’m reaaaaaaal tired of Baby Grande’s cat ears and general self-infantilization. It’s creepy and tired as fuck.

It’s getting so hard to not just feel a blanket rage against law enforcement right now.

this GIF is mesmerizing

You should write to Emma about this. I’m barely kidding. Serious biz.

what is Zayn’s hair in this GIF yikes

no thank you please.

yes

That’s because Nick Jonas is a zero and Zayn Malik is literally a god of sex.

oh Matt Smith, why did you let this happen to you(r career)

omgggggg do me Adam Scott. get those chinos all wrinkly.

I feel like tweens got over the demise of the Jonas Bros. so fast. OMG am I going to be expected to get over Zayn leaving 1D quickly too? Because I can’t. The wounds are still so fresh.