I did it - US to UK, and then UK to Canada.

oh fuck.

Whine to Mark and get him to take you out, or I will just follow you around as per usual and manually ungrey you.

Ruth Bader Ginsbark* approves**.

Do you wanna call my mom? She’s fucking obsessed with TM

this is nuts. there could be a subkinja devoted to the lives of the Nashua Jezebel contingent.

this is ~freaky~ also i feel old as hell

omg yes you're right. that happened to me allllll the time

omg yes you're right. that happened to me allllll the time

plot twist

I used to use that Dior mascara a lot but I've switched to They're Real because it was easier to find in my neighbourhood and now I'm hooked. But Diorshow was my first ever expensive mascara, so I do love it.

I used to use that Dior mascara a lot but I've switched to They're Real because it was easier to find in my…

That brush just makes me laugh. Lol @ sad lil brush.

That brush just makes me laugh. Lol @ sad lil brush.

Benefit They're Real. Absolutely. My grandmother, who criticizes EVERYTHING about my appearance, pulled me aside at Christmas to ask me where I got my falsies from, because they were gorgeous. She seriously did not believe that it was just mascara.

Benefit They're Real. Absolutely. My grandmother, who criticizes EVERYTHING about my appearance, pulled me aside…

... Because you didn’t want to wear the super itchy polyester green pullovers we had to put on over our school shirts?

I’ve made peace with the fact that I unironically love Margarita’s. Their tortilla chips are bomb. If this makes me a New England Basic, then so be it.

oh, it’s still happening. so much muting on my TL

I endorse all of the above.

oooohhhh i laughed and i feel bad. oh well!

true story, i slept in until 9 today because I don’t start my new job until Monday, and my cat was on my bed hovering over me, clearly trying to figure out if I was dead yet so she can start eating me.

literally all the blood just drained from my face and I feel like I’m going to poop.

Dude I know. She is like, my style aspiration.