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Pinot noir

Pinot noir

Pinot noir

I'm just here to say that I'd FINALLY gotten "Pinot Noir" out of my head then this article popped up and now i'm back to square one.

What if it's a very sexy baby

We should just spread period blood all over our lips

YES PLS and that goes for all of you

I think she's been having #kinjaprobs, but she is alive and well and shares my - nay, ALL OF OUR CONCERN - for young Zayn.

Oh god, my parents take Route 93 to and from the aiport whenever I come home to visit. I usually want to start tearing my hair out after about 10 minutes of being stuck in traffic near Medford.

I did it for 18. MONTHS. OF MY LIFE.

I went to Catholic school but I'm pretty sure public school kids had to buy theirs too.

Well, New Hampshire's state motto IS "Live Free or Watch Your Hopes and Dreams Die Right in Front of Your Eyes."

Zero sarcasm: I'm genuinely worried about not just Zayn, but all of those boys. They have been worked to the BONE for, what, four years now? It's not good.

A troll, love. That's the person they mean.

I wrote similar reports at [unnamed literary agent on the east coast]. I still have some saved on a USB stick. Some of the slush I read was truly ... wow.

Two questions.

whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

This is v. accurate

I'm so sorry/you're welcome? Lol. I don't even know what to say. They're a match made in Thirst Heaven.