Well Sineeeeead O'Rebellion! Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behaviour.

Pleeeeeease tell me that's the one Natalia Kills wrote

This week, as I've forced myself to sit through multiple listens of Rebel Heart

Because people are obnoxious

I don't have Seamless because Canada, but Tasteaway is our version and they email me coupons like 3 times a week and also they have tweeted at me more than once because my life has seriously gone awry.

stop it. i'm literally going to vomit.

Accurate

I want her hair color so bad. We have the same complexion, but hers is just so much ... better than mine. :(

I reeeeeeeeaally want to be her friend. Like, real bad.

YESSSSSSSS

I still remember exactly where I was when I found out she died. I usually think pilgrimages to dead celebrities houses/neighbourhoods are tacky, but I went to her local bar in Camden that weekend. It was a needed catharsis.

WHOA WHAT

I think we've found a winner. Shut it down, everybody!

Amen. I'm seriously considering doing some envelope stuffing or phone banking or ANYTHING that might help Team Trudeau get rid of that fucking helmet-headed fucking fuckface.

I also very ardently don't care.

Goddamn women who selfishly choose to bring babies into the world who unroll the fucking toilet paper

YES

People with asshole cats who like to unroll the whole damn thing and then have little pieces of tissue in their poop for days

My best friend in my writing program is working on a romance novel set in the Pac NW and the setting just isn't really working for any of us and I just want to blurt out in our next workshop CAN WE JUST PUT THIS ON A DUDE RANCH INSTEAD.

I think being a reader for an agency or publisher that deals in romance would be interesting as HELL. They must get a ton of submissions of extremely variable quality.