Want please, especially if there's clear alcohol in it

Yeah, this is going to get Jonestown-y real quick

OOOH IT'S A SNAKE

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You know, I've had some pretty sloppy nights out in my time, and she who has never passed out on her bathroom floor can cast the first stone, but I have never been so fucked up that I needed to be pushed around on a luggage cart. Get your shit together, Bobbi Kris's brother-boyfriend.

Falling back REALLY sucks.

We kissed in the cab. Also, I got to the bar early and told the server what was to come by way of advance apology. She told the bartender to make my drinks extra strong. I was pretty much gone after two Elijahs and ginger ale

You're my favourite stalker. This is almost as good as when Adultosaur realized I was at Ramona Quimby's real-life wedding.

Lmao. No, Leafs v. Blues in Toronto! Leafs got their asses kicked, as per.

Update: Alcon-ex just texted me and said he's so fucking tired he's just not going to work today.

I went to bed at 1 after being out at a hockey game, woke up late, missed spin class, took a nap from 3-6 pm, couldn't fall asleep until past 1 am. Would have been late for work this morning if my roommate hadn't shouted at me to get up when she left at 7:30.

JFC this entire comment section is a fucking cesspool.

I don't know but it's ANNOYING AS FUCK. Come on, guys. DISMISS THAT SHIT

Guyyyyyys why don't you give me more notice for these things? I can't fake an illness to get out of work, rent a car, AND book an AirBNB in Brooklyn all by the 10th!

"but I knew something was missing, and I was like, 'Oh, that's love.'"

I was going to respond to this in earnest but then you referred to gender reassignment surgery as merely "satsifying an aesthetic need" and I'm no longer interested in that, because you're clearly what is referred to by experts as a doody-head.

I think an American military prison is in my top 5 worst places I'd ever want to be. Seriously.

I'm far from an expert on this case or on the cost of hormone therapy or gender reassignment surgery on the Good Ol' American Taxpayer (barf), but I feel like we should have a slightly higher standard of care for our inmates, particularly non-violent offenders, than "it won't kill them."

However, the military still won't allow Manning to grow her hair longer.