K we're the same person. Samesies.

Alcon-ex and I are still on good terms (lunch date tomorrow!), but not good enough that I don't make sure he finds out every time I have a date and/or* hook up with the guy

Getting railed by strangers is the only way I know how to deal with a breakup. SUCK IT, EX-ALCONLAD, I GOT LAID FIRST.

Also agreed he is HOT and seems sweet

Lenny should sue. This is def a case of passing off. Poorly done, but still.

AARON CARTER. It's been TWELVE YEARS, BRO.

Dollar store Lenny Kravitz

I got this dog butt for you

I saw that it was four and a half minutes long and peaced the eff out at 0:40. Not wasting any more time on that fucking nonsense.

Hey what's up Matt, you should know I'm single mmkay call me

guh!

Yup

I need people to STAHP with the Jessica Williams thing, PLEASE GOD, we've been through this

I'm here 4 u

So we can help our kids with college tuition just around the time we're going to retire?

DRwandanGenocide

This is kind of true. And unfortunately, a lot the people who actually give a shit about this conversation live in big cities in the eastern half of the country ... where racism against First Nations isn't as prevalent.

Juuuuuuust when Canada was kind of starting to get somewhere with a national, positive conversation about our treatment of First Nations people.

artisanal

i can't stop laughing