ABSOLUTELY NOT

I haven't lived in New England in almost five years but my old office overlooks that part of Boylston Street where the bombs went off. It just hits very close to home in a weird way.

I'd also like to add that the only part of today's testimony that made me smile was when Jeff Bauman said he woke up and saw his friend Sully and knew he was alive. That's the mark of a true New Englander: you have a friend named Sully. <3

I miiiiiight make this my Facebook cover photo

I'LL ALLOW IT

I won't even bother posting an eye roll GIF bc it'll just encourage you to be even more sanctimonious.

I kind of don't care what happens to people like him, sorry if that makes me a bad liberal but OH WELL

oh yes

I'm really hoping they don't give him the death penalty. This little chicken shit WANTS to be a martyr.

Is this a trick bc I can't tell the diff

I can't stop reading live Twitter coverage. Hilary Sargent for Boston.com and Alicia Palumbo of NECN in particular have been doing an amazing job.

No. Shut it down. Do not like or want.

She also got papped having sex in a field with some dude awhile ago - I would Google a link but my IT already gives me weird looks on the reg. I think one or both of them was married, too, to someone else. Like, whatever, you do you, but please don't have sex in fields if you're that hideous. Little farmyard…

I would fuuuuuuuuuuuck him and smoke weed after it and it would be the best

"Most Hated Woman in Britain"

I think I just had a stroke

Yes. Rhymes with coochie-coochie-coo.

That is awesome.

I really want to read her book, but also I don't, because I'm terrified of how close to home it's going to hit.