Awww that JT insta post kinda warmed my cold little heart

A buzz went around the plane that he had been restrained and we were all, "Fantastic. Good. Happy about that."

This kid seriously is my worst nightmare, but I'm happy to read that Mick Jagger and Gordon Ramsay are apparently lovely to fly with!

In the words of Olivia Newton John, Wills ... I love you. I honestly love you.

Lol. Toronto.

lol

I just don't believe they're smart enough or well-connected enough to be Harvard girls. But they're DEF from Cambridge, or further west.

there's no way the girl on the right could cross the Charles and not get ridiculed for that hat

WHY AM I TEARING UP? I'm gonna be so pissed if I'm pregnant.

I'm allowed to think Zendaya's handling of the Giuliana sitch was incredible and wise and also NEVER WANT TO FUCKING HEAR ABOUT IT AGAIN, right?

Of COURSE it's a Chardonnay.

I like the cucumber vodka, but only because I can never find a better one at the liquor store. Cucumber vodka is my favouritest.

Sometimes I like to watch this show and yell at the TV that that's not how any of this works.

I just looked at their menu - looks awesome and reasonably priced considering the location and presumed quality. I want the chocolate bread pudding in the mouth part of my face.

I left the Boston suburbs, but they never left me...

Chestnut Hill. 100%.

These women are fucking awful and there's not much more to say re: that.

[wet fart]

She's amazing. So motivated and gracious as well - she has every right to be a total dick and be like AHAHAHAHAHA SUCKERS I DESTROY YOU ALL but she always puts it down to hard work and the people she has in her corner. When I have lazy ass days where I don't want to go to the gym, she will henceforth be my…

I have such feelings for her. Very strong. Much beautiful. Wow.