UMC

JEEEEESUS Demi's look is ON FUCKING POINT in that linked article

Can you imagine dating Catfish's Nev Schulman's chest hair?

This is not the face of a human teenager.

Dick Cheney blows, but as far as I'm aware, he never disemboweled anyone with a metal rod.

I know this isn't the "right" response, but I would personally like to beat the shit out of this asshole. Or let Ronda Rousey do it. Basically I'd like a woman to hurt him, because he deserves it.

Stop the world. I want to get off.

I would have a creamed corn massage tbh

He seems to be making a concerted effort at being not an asshole anymore, which I totally appreciate. And he coaches a young women's basketball team! And he loves bears! UGHHHHHHH WHY DO I HAVE A CRUSH ON THE FORMER RON ARTEST

Not being a good speller will probably have no bearing on his bedroom abilities

PIGGAY

Guys I'm quite attracted to Metta World Peace and it's concerning. I'm going to go look at some GIFs of him elbowing people in the face to get over it.

no thank you please

Plus there's a track on it called JEZEBEL so come on.

Boy in Da Corner was EV.RY.THING

#NotAllWhiteAndGolders

YES ME TOO

I see blue now 100% but I can't see the black. Halp.

OOOH ME TOO! Astigmatism and white and gold!

#momtips