This might be the best comment thread I've seen in the history of me posting on Jezebel

Listening to something downtempo. Maybe some mid-nineties Sarah McLachlan

WHAT OMG NO

Regurgitated Pepto-Bismol coloured

WOWOWOWOWOWOWOW

[makes horrific phelgmy death rattle sound]

Single Ladies. Because that song was totally just a blip on the radar.

This dress broke the internet.

my fave GIF <3

I literally cannot believe how many articles there are about this in the Kinjaverse right now. My friend just texted me, apropos of nothing, and said "it's blue and brown."

I just want to go to bed but I know I'll just see this fucking dress when I close my eyes

I saw it as white and gold for awhile and now I can't not see blue. I still don't see black, though. I'm scared to tell too many people or else they might put me in a home.

THIS. Pack it in, everyone, I'm tired of talking about this

Old eps of Kitchen Nightmares are my go-to show when I want to lay in bed and be lazy. Gordon ain't so bad.

Steak frites would be my death row meal. 100%.

Just LOOKING at a picture of Cincinnati Chili makes my bowels feel loose :|

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KITCHENETTE! YOU GET ALL THE SAVED BREAD!!!

Wait are you telling me deers aren't baby meese

Sorry but why aren't we talking about the adorable baby moose thing* at 0:10

Where there is only one set of footsteps, that is when Phyllis carried you.