My boss is giving me a day off tomorrow, which is weird because she hates me. Can I just start driving now and meet you guys at CPAC tomorrow?

I can't find a stinkface GIF that is accurately portraying my feelings right now

ohhhhhh my god this GIF

HUBBA HUBBA

My coworker's sister used to go to Spynga, and had mixed feelings :| Apparently it's kinda cramped. I might check it out if they have a Groupon or a deal on, though.

ohhhhhhh SHE was the Aaliyah movie girl

I imagine you as being basically a goddess who should be cast in bronze for posterity.

Naya Rivera's husband Chester Cheetah

Kelly Osbourne warned the E! Fashion Police crew not to make critical comments

Totally. She's def disappointed that she didn't make friends with the insane little Canadian girl who used to traipse around Brixton basically begging people to LISTEN TO MY ACCENT LOOK AT MEEEE

I feel you! I wear dresses 90% of the time even in my non-work life, because unless they're jeggings (ugh), skinny jeans are not really that comfortable.

I'm so glad I'm not in a Crossfit cult. I'd be surrounded by HamNo all the time.

That's fair. I don't watch any of them, except the occasional RHONJ because to be honest that show is kind of a work of art.

I just laughed so hard.

Oh JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ON THE CROSS, that is obnoxious.

Wait.

He is [insert Jean-Ralphio GIF here]

She's so magnificent. It literally makes me die a little on the inside that we used to live in the same 'hood a few years ago before she blew up big time and knew people in common, but I never met her. We could have been besties. We could have had it all.

People use the Jessica Rabbit comparison way too much but seriously. Look at #demcurves

YESSSS