Hair so shiny

Why am I here, Ginger

Ugh God I am this sad and cold too lil guy

O THE HUMANATEE

Come on. Really?

Saving GIF for future overuse.

Can I just squeeze in between Mariska and Glenn and get in on that hug? No? Oh ok.

Will avoid that hardddddd.

Hell yeah. Table for four? Cocktails? Me, you, and the co-queens?

Yeah I feel you kind of, but it's really not "just" hair in this sitch, also Giuliana Rancic did something cunty to a literal child and she got called out for it by said literal child. And that is something we should all celebrate.

I'm like, kind of a Jessie Ware stan. I almost understand the Beyhive as a result, but ... nah. I'm cooler than they are.

Jana. And a Johanna.

Queen in training

MY QUEEN

AGELESS.

Jginger

oh my god why is there one named Jinger.

BRB I just laughed so hard I pooped bc Kangaroo Jack is something I'd completely forgotten existed.

Similar, yet oh so different, to my views on Azealia Banks: Can we fucking STOP with the Duggars now?

I'm too busty and petite for suits. They make me look like a door-to-door salesman.