omg fuuuuuuuck Daya man

what about Piper's stupid friend who's so stupid I already forgot her name.

I know! I kind of feel like Uzo's dress is a bit cool-substitute-teacher tho idk idk don't be mad

The guy next to him is so lucky.

Thank u Gin, also TY Cher

The sauce is GOOD. I've dipped fries in it before. I just want the whole experience. I want it all!

Usually it would be one or the other, but sometimes he would do both. He puked one time. Also cried one time.

I've never had a Bic Mac (I don't know, it's never come up!). I feel like tonight ... is the night ... where 2 become 1 I cancel this OKC date and make love to a Big Mac with my face

To be fair, 7-Up is amazing. GTFO, Sprite.

a triple dose of benzos

ew

wut

Ughhhh I bet her accent is terrible and grating

Fuck this woman. She is a hack and a nutjob.

omg YESSSSS The Thick of It = life

Is that a Ring Pop

Loose seal

omg LOVE OF MY LIFE

OH MY GOD SCOTCH EGGS OBVS ARE ON THE LIST, TOP 10 SHIT.

He can go in between Haggis and McGregor