Will Forte can make me laugh without actually saying anything. I miss him!

That's awesome! I don't get to see a lot of my parents, since they live in another country (which, actually, is maybe why I like them so much?) But I'd rather hang out with my mom than like 95% of my friends.

I'm really glad I like my parents.

Celebrity Jeopardy was everything.

He was SO funny.

I want it. I want to be rich and have that clutch.

Oh my God, if I had been the manager in the whole wheat toast story, bitch would be dead.

I kept thinking the same thing throughout :(

oooooooooohhhhhh WEE

I loved this so much. They are both treasures. Maya Rudolph is better at being Beyoncé than Beyoncé is.

I want to be on BBC News so badly now. What would my caption be? "Human"? "Asshole"?

<3

I'm PMSing and scared I'm going to get laid off and dreading Valentines Day and this dog is everything and oh god why I am crying

I'm not even kidding when I say I might name my daughter, should I ever have one, Ruth Beverley. Ruth for this BAMF, Beverley for Canada's less-awesome-but-still-a-baller Chief Justice.

IT IS AMAZING

I feel a lot better that I just bought three extremely similar lipsticks this week.

you are not alone. i am here with you.

Please shut your mouth

Okay Seamus