Ann Summers is my fuckin JAM and also, you win this ridiculously dumb argument, because every fucking British town has one on their high street.

Ew you're annoying

Um, pretty common?

um omg not a BDSM expert over here, but maybe DON'T BUY YOUR ROPE AT B&Q?!?!?!

Also I didn't watch because I got too high and fell asleep while eating funfetti cake on my couch (worth it)

People who need to shut the fuck up, in order:

She is very overrated, yes

omg why haven't I tried this yet omg omg omg oh my fackaaaaannnngg gaaaaaaad

WOW you are brave for publicly admitting to liking Bounty. :P

I never used to be a fan of Maltesers but my sort-of-now-ex-but-it's-complicated put them in my stocking at Christmas. They're not bad!

this bitch is all over the show

I'm so sorry I'm not sorry that the ~TrUtH~ offends you

Fruit and nut is a classic, but I'm loving the peanut butter and pretzel one right now...

Let's all talk about our favourite British candy!

I've been getting harrassed on Twitter for over a week because I dared point out to a militant vegan/braindead idiot that, contrary to what she claimed, dairy is not in fact, rape.

Lol. I respect that. I think Catholic high school ruined them for me (it was the only other thing we could wear besides the kilt).

god, khakis are GROSS

me me me me me me me!!!

"Inspired by social, but reflects its zeitgeist?" WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN.