oh my god all of you making me laugh in this thread
oh my god all of you making me laugh in this thread
ugh f u for making me laugh! :| poor lady.
Jesus fucking Christ on a CROUTON.
Ughhhhh all the crab pictures are gross, go away crabs
I wish there was some way to get a mass Jezebel viewing party for this. And also to not pay for it.
I'm just destined to have a "vanilla" sex life.
"the BDSM lifestyle" barf
+1
If you're seriously "dressing up" to see this "film", please, please, try to get a life. Somehow. Some way.
I remember laughing so hard at that scene the first time I saw it!
If it was Nigella Lawson's recipe for bacon brownies instead (yes, it is a real thing and yes they are fucking amazing), she probs would have gotten the job.
I would contribute to this.
He is hot hot hot hot. I would like a bit of both, please! A veritable New Girl smorgasbord.
MADELEINE I AM AN OCCASIONAL REDHEAD (usually after breakups, so I'm pretty much due for a dye job) AND I WOULD LIKE TO COME
So handsome tho :(
LMFAO. I'm 27 and I can barely afford Chipotle.
I would judge you for this, but I'm more than likely going to be hanging out with the twatface formerly known as alconlad on V Day. He looks like Chris Pratt (pre-ripped bod, though) mixed with Chris O'Dowd. We're probably not going to bone though*, because that would make our sitch even more complicated than it…
I love it so much. The Schadenfreude is delicious. It tastes like fucking tiramisu.
My cat ate a potato chip and barfed it up yesterday.
I just looked at the Twitter results for "female." Brain bleach pls