His face is kind of punchable.

YES he is irritating. Not terrible, but he does annoy me.

I mean, Jobs was a huge dick, so I think Fassy's up to the challenge.

Michael Fassbender has officially been cast as Steve Jobs

wearing a bracelet reading "I am Darren Wilson,"

omg what tell me more

I partied pretty hard in my mid-twenties and I still look pretty dece. She seriously must have done MOUNTAINS of coke.

She is only a year older than me. Her skin should not look this tired.

omg Maddie how did you trick me into reading not only your (excellent) piece about Blikn 182, but also the whiny as fuck Rolling Stone story you linked to?

We should buy a cake so that tweet can smoosh it all over its face. No first birthday party is complete without that shit

It's a year anniversary of that tweet, lol. HAPPY FIRST BIRTHDAY, AMANDA PALMER'S DUMB, TONE DEAF TWEET ABOUT 12 YEARS A SLAVE!

i wonder if her eyebrows melt off in the summer

you don't know the way to new york.

WHAT

I AM QUEEN NOW

I hate this woman. Like, I think I hate her more than I hate Hitler.

a bunch of 36 year old divorced guys

This is everything. This is my whole life.

I love her.