Well she probs had to convert when she married Barack HUSSEIN Obummer

Thank God I'm only taking this one course (on Saturday mornings! Because I have a day job and apparently want to destroy my weekends!) and never went for a full MFA (also, hahahahaha what a waste of money). A lot of the instruction and feedback is invaluable, but you also have to weed through a lot of effing garbage…

Also um OH MY GOD my friend was on a TV show with that voyeurism creep :-| :-| :-|

I saw something on her Twitter about Cosmo but out of context I didn't think anything of it. But now I am INCONSOLABLE

Creative writing workshop complaint time!*

Should we all start commenting there, too? How are we going to break this to Adultosaur?

Jesus effing Christ on a crouton, we need to stop losing all these amazing people to Cosmo.

:')

My body is READY AS FUCK

Will also allow that.

Honestly it's shit like this that makes me go, "Death penalty? Meh. I'll allow it."

Cool, probably not going to be able to fall asleep or ever enjoy life again :|

itz keyboard cat Livingston!

No haters pls

I like them! I have a thing about getting lip gloss on my hands so they come in handy, though toward the end when you've worn them down you have to dig on in there. My favourite flavour is the passion fruit one (light purple). Those, Vaseline rose balm, and the beeswax lip butters that my friend's start-up cosmetic…

I totally still have one (Too Faced, maybe?) and kissed alconlad while wearing it once and lied to him when he asked me ten minutes later if there was collagen-booster shit in my lip gloss.

Eight fucking steps for fuller-looking lips? I can't even be bothered to swipe an EOS over my mouth most of the time.

omgomgomomg OF COURSE SHE IS A CRUISE SHIP SINGER

k i might start faking a cough so I can go home and binge watch all the episodes so far

Nah, people who think having their cooter unpenetrated makes them better than others deserve to have shit like that said about them.