"Her mouth isn't a virgin," scoffed Carly

dat tongue <33

I don't even remember where I found it. I think maybe an ex-boyfriend or ex-roommate showed me a few years ago.

omg

Damn, that is a good, posh-as-fuck sounding apology.

It's already started. Like, do people have a Google alert set up for this sort of shit?

I loved Harry. Ugh, he is too good for annoying-as-fuck Charlotte.

Hey, Degrassi people are big deals here in Canada :P

SO nice in real life. I met him while I was working at the shitty part-time job which got me through grad school and he was like asking me questions about where was good to eat in the neighbourhood and about school and stuff. Also, his baby is ADORBS.

I met him once and he was so nice and it was so hard not to mention

A pantsuit can crush patriots.

I has a garbage cat toooooooo!!!! <3

My babybear isn't quite that crazy, but she climbs the walls and parkours all over the apartment on the regular.

Ugh, how dogist of them.

I need more of these but can't cruise Missed Connections at work

breast play

no

I would have loved for that lil fur muffin to get the airbrush treatment

This is truly terrifying. Bratz Jia will haunt me forever.

Why are there little chunks in the "mustard"?