alconleigh
alconleigh
alconleigh

Monogrammed Thermosery

That second picture. For the love of JESUS.

[Lauren Conrad/Whitney Port cringe faces.GIF]

This whole DB could just be pics of Uzo Aduba being happy and Taylor Kitsch attempting to emote and I would be a-ok with it.

Also Hillary, this is how I picture you watching Sons of Anarchy:

My crush on John Oliver is intense and has spanned nearly a decade now.

Didn't catch Uncle Joe until the second time around omgomg

BETHENNY

Gotta pay the troll toll.

There is a 75% chance this was still-hanging-on-by-a-shredded-thread-alconlad's mammy.

Yeahhhh I'm like really uncomfortable right now. :(

[hork]

I have fucked my fair share of dudes, but never a Shaun.

I would cry "fake" at this, but if working in personal injury law has taught me anything, it's that certain doctors will write just about anything you want, if you pay them enough to do it.

Hiiiiiiii I like this

Ooh, Naya Rivera is definitely a contender.

Name me a celebrity more annoying than Lea Michele

Changing my name for one day only.

I don't do IP or patent law or anything like that, because I want to enjoy my time on this earth, but I have a hunch that this is based less on current case law and/or legislation and more on "WE'RE BEYONCE'S LAWYERS AND WE HAVE MORE MONEY THAN YOU SO YOU SHOULD PROBS STOP MAKING UR LITTLE MUGS, ETSY GAL."