So rude and presumptuous, Bey. Maybe people just wanted to celebrate Grizz from 30 Rock's fiancée, Feyoncé.

gimme gimme gimme omg i wanna smoosh their faces into my face

ugh shut up

ughhhhhh wrong post sorryyy

I hate you

omg WHAT? They made you go from one shitty end of Toronto to another. God, York is the worst.

I would rather read her review of every McDonald's in North Dakota than 10 more pages of this shitty ripoff of Midnight's Children I'm supposed to be critiquing in depth this week.

You forgot York!

Not even a joke, this lady is a far better writer than 90% of the people** currently in my advanced novel-writing workshop at a Canadian university that shall remain nameless*

I know this is going to be controversial/get me yelled at by a lot of people in the greys but I kind of don't really have the energy to give a flying fuck about Page 3. The Sun is poopy garbage and anyone with half a brain knows it's poopy garbage. If, like, The Independent was running pics of topless women every…

and the film's director, Sam Taylor-Johnson

Meanwhile, Christine Sinclair is laughing, somewhere in Canada, counting her endorsement monies.

Q: WHO IS ACTUALLY FROM NANTUCKET

Lol no! I'm being a snarky bitch

And Demi Lovato, and Selena Gomez, and a host of other pop singers who aren't the wooooooooorst

She votes Republican because her parents do, and also because sluts

I love how much they love each other. I want J.K. Rowling to love me and know that I'm supposed to be in Ravenclaw.

I bet you a gazillion dollars that Meghan Trainor is a Republican

I usually feel pretty bloaty and crampy at the beginning of my period (actually, during pretty much the whole thing). For me, that's the main issue, rather than "omg blood".

He is so perfect.