Also,

Lena Dunham for comparing everyone's "obsession" with the Cosby allegations to being obsessed with the Holocaust

I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS GIF <3

How does it feel to be blocked by an A-Lister?

K like why was there so much poo? Did they only serve kale salads* there or something?

K if this is true, I'm probably not going to make it past the end of the year. At least I'll be in the 27 Club?

Uglies indeed.

In fact he's not descended from slaves on either side of his family

This picture is making my pants feel weird

I just want to be cute like Abbi

My asisstant just creeped up behind me (she ALWAYS does that and it's SO irritating) and 100% saw that I am talking about The Tampon Scene on Jezebel

I bet it's somewhere really obscure

omg honey

marry me

Serious question: Do you think they will recreate that scene in the movie?

This is the definition of "dead behind the eyes"

He's often right, but is also usually santimonious and wordy as fuck about it.

Seth Rogen continues to be my fantasy husband.