Thank you Hazel <3333

If she is an A-lister, I am solidly on the B-list.

omg first three DB topics are making me want to gouge my eyes out

I will, thanks bae :')

Thanks. I'm eating pizza at my desk and reaaaalllly trying not to cry. Today is gonna be ~awesomeeeee~

Not just that, she just flat out doesn't seem to care.

I want to know but also I don't

Miss Lebanon didn't even spell "Israel" right in her stupid fucking post.

Some lil buddy is jealousssss

omg what am I looking at

pancake. colored. goddess.

Her parents (slash family in general) sound like a fuckin' delight. :|

Nooooo he's mean mean mean.

The whole time we watched the IB movie he was like SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY YOU TWAT, SHE IS TOO HOT FOR YOU, YOU ARE TERRIBLE.

ewwwwwwwww :'(

alconlad is like in loooooooove with Lydia Rose Bewley (Jane in the IB movie). I can't decide whether that means I should force him to watch it with me, or that I should watch it solo.

Huge Inbetweeners fan. And YESSSSS isn't one of the main characters the girl that liked Neil in the first movie?! Who was also in Twenty-Twelve with Hugh Bonneville and Olivia Colman. I should probably know her name at this point.

I relate to Abbi so hard it is scary. I hate fucking my job and should be higher up on the ladder. I want to have more time for my artistic pursuits, because it's actually the only thing in my life that I consistently enjoy. I want to smoke more weed and drink and have fun like my slightly-younger friends, but…

It's okay if you don't love it! It's not like, my absolute favourite show, and to be fair I haven't seen all the episodes yet. But I just appreciate a show that is 1. a more realistic depiction of what being an urban 20-something is, especially when you don't have rich ass parents to prop you up and 2. is actually…

Ate the butt.