really

I don't know if Mimi has scratch mittens, but I guarantee Ariana Grande does.

Bookmarking this GIF for future overuse

K but he is the coolest.

Oh my God. I would have ripped his testicles off and made earrings out of them.

omggggg this is so unfair!! so many Peggy sightings!

I know this sounds terrible, but I'm having a hard time feeling any emotion stronger than the frustration I'm feeling at this story. Is it a devastating situation? Of course. It's also a wholly preventable one.

Nothing will be grosser than the woman who chews on diapers.

I want one of the white ones. It can live in the space between my boobs.

I just want to run into her on the streets of Toronto.

Word. Like, unless there's a 98% chance your night is going to be like the end of When Harry Met Sally*, stay home.

Hey can I come over

I'm in Canada, also would risk it anyway

Anyone who doesn't stay home and eat Chinese food on NYE is a loser.

I feel you. Alconlad and I are trying to cobble together enough cash (and, even trickier, time off from work) just to go to Niagara bleeding Falls.

Oh man, he was a cutie.

I must know which one was your favourite.

WHO BY THE WAY IS MY DOM

that response is allowed! YOU MAY PASS.

I wanna boop that nose, Ebola or not