People in open relationships can seriously GTFO of the universe. I DON'T. CARE.

His lawyer helpfully noted outside the hearing that Diamond was "not happy he missed the Packers game" during his weekend in jail.

That's Cucucoco-Sweeting to you.

Nice Kate Gosselin haircut, you twat.

I'm going to be in New Hampshire for a wedding but next time I'm in town we should TOTES arrange a Boston Jezzies thing.

Judging by the Tumblr, she was a fan of Sailor Moon, feminism, and stockings with cats on them

I need. These people. To stop.

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS LITTLE ASIA

I want to know what place this is

I'm coming back to New England for New Year's and you'd better fucking believe I'm eating a shit ton of Chinese food. Toronto has some OK places, but you have to go out of the downtown core to get to them, and I'm too lazy for that shit.

Most days, I wold rather perform (or receive) a root canal than do my job.

Jesus fucking Christ on a crouton, how do you seriously have nothing better to do?

Man, we are *sOoOoOoO hardcore*

I think I might be banned at Gawker too, because I made fun of Tom Scocca once. They might have lifted it, but I don't really care.

I really hope you are the first verified kinja account.

- The guy that called and argued with me for five minutes that we were, in fact, a doctor's office and not a pizzeria.

We are good people, generally. Let's blame all the bad subway behaviour on suburbanites.

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Of the three major cities I've lived in (London, Boston, Toronto), Toronto is THE FUCKING WORST for public transportation etiquette.

I'm concerned that you care so much about this.