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Bob Costas is the worst. He embodies everything wrong with sports journalism. Unless and until he’s excelled at anything athletic, I’m really not interested in what he has to say about sports. I can only hope he’s asked his ancestors for forgiveness.

In post-Soviet internet, communist spies expose YOU!

Croatia and their checkered past

One thing is for sure, either way: The Elkland Aesthetics have found an absolute diaphragm in the roof.

We have always been at war with eastasia and Taylor Swift.

I knew I shoulda bought that baseball made out of Secretariat when I had the chance

Duuuuuude, that means David Bowie and George Orwell are feuding with Taylor Swift too!

It’s like Bosnia & Herzegovina.

look into the taint area of ur heart...and u will discover the most magical playground

Kinda makes me wonder where Doug Fister’s poster is hanging...

if youre pegging the pitcher you’re doing it wrong

But soft! What bench through yonder playoff reeks?

This is what happens when you let them drink soda.

Oh I carry all the fucks I give in my portmanteau briefcase.

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“So what’s the Diehl with sexting interns?”

So are you guys playing good cop bad cop or some shit with Simmons? Are we trying to beat a confession out of him?

Actually, Drew, there’s no demonstrable evidence that Goodell is a “shit-eating moron”. At most, you could make the claim that it is “more probable than not” that he...

“How dare you mock the guy for not knowing what the beach is? Some people make it to age 50 without visiting the beach and somehow completely missing the ever-present representations of beaches in popular culture. Besides, many people suffer from Glorpman’s Syndrome, which is an inability to understand the…