That’s nothing impressive, I take the Browns to the Super Bowl 1-3 times a day.

Idk, if it was me, I’d probably take it to mean I had telekinesis and be pretty stoked.

Every time I see this lady, I wonder if she’s still alive and aware of her legacy.

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This is Bender’s origin story, right?

Something something sperm whale

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I don't know why the fuck I went to this show, but I'm so glad I did. A cherished memory was gained.

Man. I thought it was a comment on Swift’s PR machine being Orwellian. But then I'm high.

I have no idea what French Montana squashed beef is but it sounds fucking delicious.

FIERY COURTYARD!!!!!!!!!!!

I used to live by the Crow Nation, which is in the area you’ve zoomed in on (I think), and the mutual racism I saw between them and nearby white folks was at least as bad as anything I saw growing up in the south.

Now that’s a salty biscuit.

The Tree That Owns Itself in Athens, GA. The tree was supposedly deeded to itself after the owner of the land it stood on died in the early 1800s. The street still splits around it (actually today it’s known as The Son of the Tree That Owns Itself as the original died awhile back).

I would think that yes, it is 100% effective at turning you into a douche bag. I doubt it will get you laid tho.

My grandpas didn’t fight in WW2 so that I could live under the tyranny of bagels. Give me doughnuts or give me death!

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