That’s nothing impressive, I take the Browns to the Super Bowl 1-3 times a day.

Idk, if it was me, I’d probably take it to mean I had telekinesis and be pretty stoked.

Every time I see this lady, I wonder if she’s still alive and aware of her legacy.

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Hot Girls Crave Banal

I don't know why the fuck I went to this show, but I'm so glad I did. A cherished memory was gained.

Man. I thought it was a comment on Swift’s PR machine being Orwellian. But then I'm high.

I have no idea what French Montana squashed beef is but it sounds fucking delicious.

Now that’s a salty biscuit.

I would think that yes, it is 100% effective at turning you into a douche bag. I doubt it will get you laid tho.

My grandpas didn’t fight in WW2 so that I could live under the tyranny of bagels. Give me doughnuts or give me death!

Fifty Grades of Shea