The man failed miserably selling gambling, football, and steak.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

For those of you looking for it, here’s the passage in question:

Nothing in this country makes sense anymore. Even our metaphors are literal.

If Noah doesn’t want to support an organization that ruins young men’s lives then he shouldn’t have signed with the Knicks.

WHAT ABOUT FRENCH-ON-FRENCH VIOLENCE, JOAKIM.

The most pro-troop position is to be anti-war.

Why does Joakim Noah hate cops?

Diet_Cokeaholic lol what a globalist

the reality in which Jared Leto was cast as Doctor Strange

Yeah?

What’s a “Gawker”?

I searched “below average” and got a nice selfie.

7-Eleven was a part time job!

“Sun’s rays don’t melt lady bones!"

Unbelievable - a 9/11 conspiracy theory.

The good news is, if you fell over the edge, just spin. You’d land in the water. It’s called the Magnus effect.

What do women want?

I’m immediately sad I didn’t make a Kitchenette themed one. DOING IT ANYWAY.

The hottest new thing in Moniga del Garda is La Scaletta. It has everything. Customers who shouldn’t have eaten that, people who follow the servers around and tell them how to do it better, everyone also works at Olive Garden but they all…