I feel bad for kids that are homeless and hungry. This pampered little twit owns a house, for fuck’s sake.

He’s so white he could shoot a cop and get away with it.

And now, neither can I. Thanks ever so much.

To be honest between Grantland and 30 for 30 I’m sort of convinced these days that what Simmons is best at is cultivating talent and using his clout to give them room to operate outside of the machine.

Tom, You totally aren’t in on the joke.

"That's something I've definitely been working on and something I can definitely fix," Gregory said. "I'm 22 years old, but I feel like I've been alive for more like 22 years and 10 days."

You ever play football...on WEED?

I need to carry myself a little bit better as far as decision making goes.

I will fight for the right of every American to have the breakfast food of their choice delivered to their door (or non-door, homeless people deserve breakfast too) every morning because breakfast is the best and free breakfast is even better.

fuck it fist?

Hey, your friendly neighborhood ex-bouncer and security person here.

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