The cheese ones are pretty good. The only issue I have with them is that they are 10 to the pack instead 8.  So they’re 1.6 oz instead of 2, which is less meat per bun.

I wonder how many graduates Hot Dog High places at Hamburger U?

Even the Gray Lady has to get her clicks.

My wive’s van has a back-up camera. I only use it when backing up to a parking spot off our driveway. Otherwise, no.  40 years of cautious looking is too ingrained now.

Virtually everyone who wants to drive a rolling luxury bathroom is already dead.

Selenites.  And they LOVE our Real Housewives shows!

I was 19 when I had my first kimchee. Chinese restaurant in California run by Koreans. I was a blond kid from PA, away from home for the first time at military tech school, who didn’t have spicy foods growing up. A dorm buddy took me there—it was his favorite place. He smiled and said, “lets order some kimchee.”

Turkey is cheap, tasteless and is rarely cooked right by the average person. I think it’s a tradition just because it looks impressive brought to the table.

“angry meat lobbyists”

Cool story. I park near a Braun conversion, and I always wondered how much that costs.

And if you do find this valuable stuff, you may not be able to protect it from marauding mobs of hungry people since there’s an ammunition shortage, too.

Eight grand to look like my grandmother driving around?  Nope.

Hope this doesn’t apply to Copes dried corn or the holidays at albo’s place will be ruined!!!

My experience with Carvana was delightful,

The test drive is the only thing I need a dealer for.

I think this goes into the pantry and stays there after the first time you have to wash it.

This is Juicero II: The Burritoing

Yeah. They never should have given him 10 years of his own TV show and paid him hundreds of millions of dollars for it, either.

Canadians don’t give a shit about American opinions

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