Most of my collection is old Craftsman.

The father of both her children is named Nunya.

it becomes a pretty out of control situation.

Yeah, I guess my “why would you defy simple vehicle regulations?” naivete kicked in.  

Most manufacturers offer VIN based recall look-up features, online, as well.

I’ve sold tons of vehicles where the new owner (purposefully) never registers it in their name

You can’t win them all.

We bought a used car for my daughter with the info that the driver’s side air bag was done, but not the passenger’s side.

Driving in the U.S. would seem to have peaked.

If you’ve only had canned black olives you haven’t had olives. Try some basic Kalamata olives in the grocery’s deli section.  Then move on to a decent grocery that has an olive bar.

But does that mean you don’t have tins of hot dogs in the States?

First time posting on this continuing, endless living hell of a series? First-timers seem to think a well-reasoned, logical post is QED, end of story.

Pennsylvania. So almost.

If they incentivize workplaces to install charging stations

Pretty sure that’s literally what batteries are for.

Yeah, your first item is key. You go home from work and plug in your car so it will be charged for the next morning’s commute. Multiply that by 10-15 million every single night.

No giant barrel of Utz Cheese Balls?

I’m guessing it wasn’t a piece of Bienenstich 

At least that wine left the Earth with dignity. Because of drop in demand from Covid, a billion liters of its cousins may have to be distilled into industrial alcohol.

Don’t worry. Magical thinking and good intentions will make it happen.