Or the moment Luke realizes he must go with Ben to Alderaan.

So, the only thing car related is a picture of a trans-am? Or was it the source being VWVortex? As humorous as it may be, it has no business here.

I was going to post the exact same thing. Seems to be happening a lot lately.

Classic Jalopnik. Post first, check facts later.

Everybody wins!

Neutral:

My personal favorite is the bumper cars. And in regards to the ferris wheel, was that COD4:MW mission really modeled after an actual square in Chernobyl??

400HP turbocharged, AWD hatchback and it gets a CP for some silly engine bay details? Jalops are off their rocker on this one.

The bars are standard OEM VW pieces, they won't get any shorter than that...

Ramblin, you seem like a rational individual. However, a few of your points are not.

So Travis, you'd rather they bastardize the "2nd" original Mini by making it less practical with a redesign from the top to the bottom of the windows than them offer just 1 different model that doesn't share a platform...and has AWD with a turbo option? It's not as though they've completely deleted the original…

The reason gearheads like us hate on the Prius is because we know there are Better cars that get Better mileage for a Better price that's Better to drive. Nobody knocks the Prius for how boring it is on the road because nobody is expecting that of it. In the world of computers, you could consider Jalops the PC and…

+1 for the reference, I see what you did there!

Great review. On a more personal note, Matt, you have excellent vernacular for reviewing cars. That being said, I'm confused as to why you sound like you just woke up with a hangover every time you appear on the Drive network.

I agree, and in similar light I don't think Pierce Brosnan deserves all the flack he gets. I thought he was a perfect Bond in the 'cheesy-spy-movie' sense as was Connery in the OG Bond films.

The idea that more drivers are carrying cell phones to 'Tweet' on track makes me sick.

That'd be the second video posted today that should have contained a "Darwinism" tag on it.

Interns...

Did...did that guy die or what?

Neutral: Let's be serious here. GM blocked the sale of Saab to protect its shared tech, and that wasn't even half of what is shared with the german branch. The only way Opel is going out is by lethal injection, administered by GM itself. I think that firm prides itself on killing brands.