LeVar Burton and Ta Nehisi Coates need to appear in Kanye’s bedroom some night dressed as ghosts and make Ye read some damn books.

So Donald Trump is either incredibly stupid or amazingly racist.

The character Dinklage plays in Pixels is a very thinly veiled Mitchell charicature

I’m shocked, shocked to learn that gambling is going on here.

Here. Cleanse yourself.

Alternately, “You are tearing me apart, Lisa”

I bet The Slippery Slope would make a pretty good name for a winter game themed gay bar.

I mean, they’re all good. But you can’t beat “bereft on the terf.” Good on ya.

And in our desperation we turned to a city we didn’t fully understand.

I HATE THAT KID

Trump is the kid who always hit the reset button on the Super Nintendo right before you beat him at Street Fighter 2.

Nii-ugh. Hold on, Niiiiiaaaah. Nnnnnniiiiiiahhhh.

There isn’t a list of board members on their website, but there is a ‘List of Permanently Illegible Members’: https://usagym.org/pages/aboutus/pages/permanently_ineligible_members.html

It was a Rimowa, which is a high-end luggage brand that usually costs several hundred dollars... Reed never received the suitcase, was quickly refunded his payment of $700, and then went to Neiman Marcus to purchase it there instead. 

To Whom It May Concern:

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

As a Vikings fan:

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

I wonder if he appreciates the irony of having a cardboard cutout of Mohamed Ali in the background.