This feels more like TMZ than I’d like to see here, if I’m being honest.

Right - its someone claiming they are being abused, monetarily drained, and legally controlled by their family due to a disability and the article reads like a Jan and Marsha fight...

Came here to say this, too. Jezebel is once again talking out of both sides of their mouth. You don’t get to claim to support Britney, and then go back to the same gossip and trash-talk that is literally the poison running through her entire life. Do better. 

Thank you for this. I’m in consistently unimpressed with just how tasteless and awful Dirt bag posts can be, especially on such matters. This shit is especially awful.

I understand that this is dirtbag, so the flippant tone is expected, but it seems oddly callous and weird to me that you’re treating a situation involving alleged guardianship abuse as a sibling rivalry. If Britney Spears’ testimony is anything to go by, she holds her entire family responsible for the abuse she has…

“Hi, my name is, uh, Nat Limetart, and I’m very interested in this opportunity. Oh, and I’d also be interested in doing some coaching, too.”

+1 Captain Kangaroo

Or maybe the wealthy professional football team he plays for could figure out a way to get its hands on one for him.

I appreciate how this bold young man is calling Ross out on the mission of the charity. It’s like:

This reply is burfict.

FIFY

Even higher if the roommate is alone.

I think we’re gonna need a bigger belt.

Courtney Smith was also at the school to pick up the kids, and Zach “was not to pick up their children until after 6 p.m.,” presumably not from the school.

Tyreek: Zounds! I beseech you, fine woman, clear me of these false accusations!

Guys like this would save us all a lot of time if they stopped using “antithesis” and went with the probably more accurate “photo negative”.

between this and Manafort’s sentencing, pretty big day for ignoring RapSheets

I was still blown away that some unnamed AFC team was asking prospects, “If required, are you willing to claim that you were, in fact, misidentified as a 77 year old white male, who was spotted frequently at a specific massage parlor?”

More like a COCK AD.

I’ve always admired this Rub N’ Tug billboard because that thumb’s up looks a lot like a happy ending.