What? Who specifically are you talking about?  The article has a “(D)“ next to both Hunt and Cavanaugh, in multiple places.

You may ask yourself: “Why such a big suit?”
You may ask yourself: “Can this suit be taken in a little?”
You may ask yourself: “Does this store have any mirrors?”

Okay, first of all, the whole knees/apple thing is gross.

But what is the ‘hook’ or ‘joke’ there? My dad used to do something with us, where he’d ask us if we wanted ‘a pickle’ and then start tickling us saying ‘I should’ve said “tickle”’ or something in that vein. At least with that, pickle/tickle rhymes.

But is there…

Came here to say this too. This is unbelievably insensitive and tone-deaf, even for Dirtbag.

Furthermore the post isn’t even consistent.  Is Jaime leading “by a mile” or “act[ing] scared when it burns”?  What the hell is the point of this anyway?  How does this help?

This is criminally under-starred.

You “Dame”d Judy Dench but you didn’t “Sir” Ian McKellan.

I’ve really only seen them (Chicago area) in spots like at the exits of forest preserves around 4th of July and other “folks be drinkin’ in there” type scenarios.

I (a white person) used to have long hair. Big ol’ teenager metalhead / stoner thing.

I had white women ask to touch my hair all the time. It was weird then, even for age 17-20 who should otherwise not mind getting felt up by a woman (even if it’s just your hair). It was always weird.

AMIRITE

ADCOCK

Cable-cutter, have HD antenna, but because of the geometry of my house + neighborhood + broadcast towers, I can’t get CBS.

I wound up getting the CBS streamer for the free 7-day trial and plan to cancel later this week.  Shhh.

“We can’t stop here. This is bat country.”

I just thought this was about Liz Phair and was very confused.

Impromptu “Let’s Remember Some Guys”!  Dezmon Briscoe! Jordan Shipley! Armanti Edwards!

Nice.

You keep cranking on and on about the fire hazard but there’s clearly a single fire extinguisher hanging on the wall in that video! One fire extinguisher should be plenty, and all you have to do is stop your self-immolatingdriving car, manage to open the door in that narrow-ass tunnel and extract yourself from said…

“dishwasher” but otherwise +1 reference.

I’m dead.

If we’re talking Family Guy, the OP video made me think of this.