I fly all the goddamn time, and I have only ever had my bags lost once and damaged once, and both times I was flying into Logan. Fuck Logan right in the ear with a rusty foot-powered dental drill.

Also racist, because Boston, but Logan is a shit-covered cherry on top of that whole Boston sundae.

Steelers fan, and western PA diaspora child here.  I would bet “all of them.”

I always wondered what Praying Hands Magic: the Gathering Buttcrack Guy was up to these days, and now I know.

Somebody get Andy Murray on the line.  I’ll bet he’d do it, based on his previous comments.

+1 Seau

“Mayo sapiens.”  Thank you, sir.  I shall use that always, to my end of days.

You shut your whore mouth.

Parking lot, after school, no teachers.

This is my surprised face.

My grandpa once complained to my grandma that the leftover peaches in the refrigerator tasted awful, but he ate them all anyway. They were egg yolks that my grandma had separated and saved for later.

It looks significantly less chilly on that German “Wannabe” set.

I can’t stop staring in rapt awe at that “Hollywood Squares” from Hell 3x3 grid of head-bobbing Francesas. It’s unbelievable.

Ron Howard Voice-Over: “He did not appreciate the irony.”

Also also: “LOSERS WAIT.”

Also ... WEZ

“The YouTube account associated with this video has been terminated due to multiple third-party notifications of copyright infringement.”

I’m intimately familiar with “Road Warrior” so just a five-word description of the scene and I’m there.

Relatedly, I took an english elective in high school about horror media, and…

Seems like a failure of scheduling as well - they had home games for both LA teams this weekend. If you’re trying to draw in undecided / unaffiliated fans in LA, why create unnecessary competition?

“When the Warriors’ new arena in San Francisco opens for the 2019-2020 season, it will be the first building in the NBA where fans will have to buy personal seat licenses just for the right to purchase season tickets.”

Ha ha, that’s funny, but you never know, I’ll check wikipedia on a lark, and WHAAAAAAAAA?

(Spoiler alert - Rick is apparently Skip’s younger brother)

This is quite possibly the whitest tragedy ever.